LAME JOKES

There were two ships. One carried red paint, the other carried blue paint. One fine day they collided. The survivors ended up being marooned.



What is brown and sticky?
A brown stick.



Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Cos it had nobody to go with.



A weird guy goes into a meat shop and bets the butcher $50 that he can reach the meat on the top shelf (unlike celeste, aw.). The butcher shakes his head and says "I can't. The steaks are too high."



This is a long joke.
Joooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



What is a fly with no wings?
A walk.



What do you get when you squeeze an olive?
Oliver Twist XD



Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet bowl?
He was looking for Pooh! (hahahaa)



There was an ant who was looking for a place to stay. He came to this house and the owner was very kind and let him stay for free. One day the ant brought back another ant, who was also looking for a place to stay, and the owner also let him stay without paying any rent. The ant brought back a third ant, and he was allowed to stay for free too. The same went for the fourth ant, the fifth ant...but when the tenth one came, the owner of the house said "now all of you have to pay rent!" The ant was like "whyy!! last time no need to pay for rent what" And the owner replied "Because now you are ten-ants"



If a cannibal ever meets WQ or Yi Fei do you think they will get eaten up?
No because they will taste funny.


<3celeste!! Hope you enjoyed the WONDERFULLY LAME JOKES! xD Enjoy what's left of the hols!